Science!

A great genius once set about pondering, trying to solve all of life’s problems.

Within days he had announced the creation of semi-sentient vegetables that could defend themselves with tiny knives made of cellulose if threatened by animals, and even form rudimentary infantry companies, but considered getting eaten by humans ecstasy. Their religion was founded around it.

Later that day, his secretary recieved a threatening letter from a group calling themselves “Giant Lepus and the Thousand Bunny Coalition.”

The next morning, he was found crushed at his desk, covered with pellets and fur. The security cameras in the office captured only this image: