The following is so disturbing it just had to be posted:

(14:14:30) Kenny Knapke: i totally raped my stat final
(14:14:35) Kenny Knapke: imagine me and 2 girls
(14:14:42) Kenny Knapke: so i slit one of the girls throats
(14:14:53) Kenny Knapke: and put my penis up the hole so that the tip is sticking out of her mouth
(14:14:59) Kenny Knapke: then i make the other girl make out with the first one
(14:15:08) Kenny Knapke: and they both like it, even though they are unwilling
(14:15:11) Kenny Knapke: and 12
(14:15:20) Kenny Knapke: that is how badly i raped that exam