I think it’s time to do my quasi-yearly state of the union address.

Rather than just sit here and write a bunch of serious shit before Christmas, I decided to do something very “we want your ad revenue” like and drag this shit out this year! During my traditional post-Christmas serious funk I will present a series of 1-3 features detailing things I’m thankful for. I will then send these revelations to the far corners of the internet. This was such a fucked up year, believe me, this should be interesting. Here are the things I’m planning on honoring so far:

• Travis Rosenbaum
• Kenny Knapke
• Samantha Boylan
• Hannah Bobo
• My mentor and my adviser.
• Laura Doll
• Myself. In a non-arrogant way.