This was from Facebook and I was “tagged” so I suppose I have to do it now. Well, to show how contrary I am, I’m going to fill it out but I’m not going to fill it out on Facebook. So there.
Also, I’m not popular enough in that (rather pointless) corner of the internet, so I don’t actually have enough people to fill up the twenty slots required. So I filled in people who would want to be there if only they could be.
Here are the ‘instructions’: If you have been tagged in this, write the names down of the last 20 people that wrote on your wall (no repeats), and then answer the questions. Say you’re guessing if you don’t know, but at least guess on all of them. After doing this, tag your 20 friends to do the same.
1. Graeme Hefner
2. Hannah Bobo
3. Rebecca Traylor
4. Ryan Rosenbaum
5. Jennifer Hames
6. Samantha Boylan
7. Rachel Kaplus
8. Jeff Sterling
9. Jessica Lewallen
10. Lucas Bertoli
11. Christopher Dehner
12. Travis Rosenbaum
13. Augustus Caesar
14. B.J. Penn
15. Joshua of Nazareth
16. Maynard James Keenan
17. Kari Byron
18. Stephen King
19. Kenny Knapke
20. Laura Doll (…has never written on my Wall?)
How did you meet 7?
Middle school. We had AIM together and I asked out a friend of hers. Failed in the second endeavor, but Rachel and I were friends for all of 8th and 9th grades…not so much after, though.
What would you do if you had never met 15?
Never have anyway.
What would you do if 20 and 1 dated?
…they are. I swear I didn’t read these questions before making the list or I would have put something funnier here.
Have you ever seen 17 cry?
Indeed I have.
Would 3 and 6 make a good couple?
Dear gods no.
Would 4 and 16 make a good couple?
Maynard’s too good for him. Sorry, Ryan.
Do you like 11?
Depends on like. Part of me thinks he’s everything wrong with the world, but we generally get along fine 😉
When was the last time you talked to 9?
In person? At least four years ago.
What language does 5 speak?
We generally communicate in English.
What’s 13’s favorite color?
Let’s say, oh, purple.
What year is 2 in?
Senior in college.
What is 14’s favorite music?
Hawaiian beat down music.
Would you ever date 10?
If I switch teams, it won’t be for Lucas.
Where does 18 live?
What is the best thing about 4?
The exasperation he causes his brother.
What would you tell 12 right now?
I want my money!
What is the best thing about 20?
The freckles on her nose.
Have you ever kissed 14?
I should be so lucky.
What’s the best memory you have of 6?
Driving her around everywhere from 2001 to early 2003. I miss being able to hang out with Sam that much.
When’s the next time you’re going to see 13?
Depends on whether or not we can get that Animus thing up and running.
What was your first impression of 8?
How did you meet 11?
He was attempting to learn German at the same time I was successfully learning German. (Just kidding, Chris.)
Is 3 your best friend?
Once, perhaps, but not for a long time and it’s doubtful history’s river will ever flow this way again.
Have you seen 18 in the last month?
When was the last time you saw 16?
When’s the next time you’ll see 9?
Absolutely no clue. High school reunion, perhaps?
Are you really close to 6?
She’s still one of my best friends in my eyes, but we’ve drifted apart a bit.
Have you been to the movies with 20?
Yes. And it was bloody.
Have you gotten in trouble with 8?
Not yet, but I’m not against the idea should he come to Atlanta.
What did 12 write on your wall?
Would you give 19 a hug?
I’ve done it before.
Do you know a secret about 13?
Is it a secret if a few thousand people know it but a few billion don’t?
Describe the relationship between 12 and 18.
One’s tall, famous, and rich and the other has to hang out with me.
What’s the best thing about your friendship with 15?
What’s the worst thing about 17?
For all intents and purposes, she’s not real.
Have you ever danced with 2?
I’ve been to a dance that she was at, but we have never danced. At this point it might be worth doing so just to see if I can start some rumors.
Have you ever been in a fight with 5?
Not by my standards.
Have you ever wanted to punch 13 in the face?
No. But he’d like it if I did.
Has 1 met your mother?
I believe we’re acquainted.
Anyone who doesn’t know my description doesn’t need to know. So, no.
Are you friends with 11?
I consider us friends.
Do you think 12 is attractive?
Definitely. But he’s not the cute one or the hot one. More the goofy one.
What is 7s favorite music?
When dinosaurs roamed the Earth it was the Smashing Pumpkins. Lord knows what it is now.
Is 10 pretty?
Out of the top 20, who is the funniest?
Definitely #1. Trust me. He’s a laugh riot. Some sort of freakish sarcasm robot that’s relentless in his assault.
Which one lives farthest away?
13 and 15 tie on that one.