As of today I have been living in this apartment for 2 years, and alone in it for 1 year. July 11th is my Kenniversary.

Since that looks scarily like the name ‘Kenny’ and this post is mostly devoid of content, I shall post some highlights of today’s conversation with the man himself:

(2:00:15 PM) Kenny Knapke: Demos PS3: Siren Blood Curse PS3: Monster Madness Grave Danger PS3: Wall-E PS3: The Chronicles of Narnia Prince Caspian
(2:00:22 PM) Kenny Knapke: wooot… demos galore!
(2:00:40 PM) Graeme Hefner: I thought that said ‘Grave Digger’ at first.
(2:00:45 PM) Graeme Hefner: and that seemed like a way more interesting game.
(2:00:59 PM) Kenny Knapke: that would be a sweet game
(2:01:13 PM) Graeme Hefner: In fact
(2:01:20 PM) Graeme Hefner: Let’s combine all of those to make the best game possible.
(2:01:47 PM) Graeme Hefner: Siren Blood Curse: Grave Digger – The Chronicles of Prince Wall-E
(2:02:18 PM) Kenny Knapke: Wall-e would make a decent grave digger

(4:19:37 PM) Graeme Hefner: Before I die I want to sleep with one of the Donnas.
(4:25:44 PM) Graeme Hefner: I’d take the drummer or the lead singer.
(4:26:23 PM) Kenny Knapke: i’d take the one with the blue light on her head in that picture
(4:26:36 PM) Kenny Knapke: or the far left
(4:26:43 PM) Kenny Knapke: but preferably the bluelight
(4:26:52 PM) Graeme Hefner: That’s the guitarist with the blue light. She would not be kicked out of bed.
Far left is the lead singer.
(4:27:11 PM) Kenny Knapke: and the blond is drummer?
(4:27:18 PM) Graeme Hefner: Yeah
(4:27:21 PM) Kenny Knapke: she looks too much like one of my sisters
(4:27:49 PM) Graeme Hefner: Luckily I don’t have that problem.
(4:28:14 PM) Kenny Knapke: yeah.. it’d be kinda awkward if you looked like one of my sisters
(4:28:45 PM) Graeme Hefner: Not nearly as awkward as if I dated one.
(4:29:10 PM) Kenny Knapke: thank god that’s never going to happen
(4:29:20 PM) Kenny Knapke: kim was saying she wants to move down here though
(4:29:30 PM) Graeme Hefner: Hey, they could do a lot worse.
(4:29:48 PM) Kenny Knapke: yeah, and i wouldn’t feel a bit bad about “correcting” that situation 😉
(4:30:11 PM) Graeme Hefner: Pfft. I’d totally ask you first. And you’d say no. And that’d be that.
(4:30:24 PM) Graeme Hefner: I wouldn’t feel ’em up in a tent while drunk or anything. *cough*
(4:30:48 PM) Kenny Knapke: big sister is a whole different ballgame
(4:32:18 PM) Graeme Hefner: I’d hook you up with my sister.
(4:32:43 PM) Kenny Knapke: no thanks
(4:33:11 PM) Kenny Knapke: besides, that goes strictly against your new policy of not setting up your friends anymore :-p
(4:33:25 PM) Graeme Hefner: I didn’t say I wouldn’t set up my family.
(4:33:48 PM) Kenny Knapke: that situation would involve both which would still violate the policy
(4:34:26 PM) Graeme Hefner: I’d probably cancel that policy if someone worthwhile came along again.
(4:34:34 PM) Graeme Hefner: At the moment I’m more worried with setting up myself.
(4:34:47 PM) Graeme Hefner: So any hot girls you know but aren’t using, send ’em my way. Unless they’re stupid.
(4:35:35 PM) Kenny Knapke: ok
(4:36:07 PM) Kenny Knapke: should i chance upon one, i’ll box it up and mail it to you
(4:36:23 PM) Graeme Hefner: Nah, I’ll come get her.
(4:36:27 PM) Graeme Hefner: You like to use cheap shipping.
(4:36:36 PM) Graeme Hefner: She might get fat or dead in transit
(4:37:21 PM) Kenny Knapke: i just don’t see a point in paying $50 to ship something “zomg 2morrow”