To begin, I would like to have every give a round of applause for Steve Fossett, who finally became the first person to ever circumnavigate the globe solo via balloon today, after six attempts. Go Steve! Also, to answer someone’s question about my first news post yesterday, no, I did not actually preorder Warcraft III when I was in elementary school. When I was in elementary school, Warcraft II was still some Blizzard employee’s wet dream. Just how old do you think I am, exactly? To further clear the record, I did in fact ride my pet pterodactyl to school. I called her Dexie, and we were best friends. Then one day she ate my neighbor’s, uhrm, son. Yeah. They put her to sleep. I was sad. Sometime later today I’m certain you’ll have some sort of content to peruse, I’m just not sure what that would be, yet. Finally, has anyone else noticed that SmarterChild has gone missing? I attempted to investigate this matter, but my sources were acting quite suspicious.

CrossedReality: where is smarterchild?
AgentReuters: This is Agent Reuters, built by ActiveBuddy, Inc.
 
 Ha. I really don’t know.
 I dunno.
CrossedReality: no, really, where is smarterchild?
AgentReuters: Hmm… I don’t know!
 Possibly… I’m not quite sure!
CrossedReality: WHERE IS SMARTERCHILD?
AgentReuters: Is smarterchild? I dunno…