Have you ever wondered what P.T. Barnum could have done with modern technology? Isn’t it scary?
Well, my weeks of hell at work have come to an end. I am free again. Not only that, but my sanity might just be recovering from the severe hits that spending two days this week reading shelves for four hours dealt to it. Do you know what reading shelves is? That’s where you put the entire library in proper order, by reading all the spines. All of them. With my free time back, I’ll be writing more of my written features for the site, instead of resorting to doing the Picasso updates like I have recently. In fact, I was thinking of doing a certain…something…and the fact that someone mentioned it in an email lately has made me sure I will do just that. Zen has also promised me that he will finish his feature tonight, although I’ve heard that one before. I’m not sure if the long ass news post below is going to be archived in any way, although I might think of some way to do it. I sure as hell don’t want to turn it into a feature. Perhaps I’ll toss it into a Surly Guy and Jesus or something. And just to show you I have a sense of humour about the whole thing, even though I maintain my position of rooting out and destroying ignorance wherever it may take hold, I have created the following image with the el cheapo webcam for your enjoyment.
Pictured: NES, SNES, N64, GameBoy, GameBoy Advance (Glacier), GameCube (Jet), two NES controllers, one second edition Zapper, two SNES controllers, one SNES mouse, one N64 controller, one Rumble Pak, two GameCube controllers (Jet, Indigo), one WaveBird.
Not Pictured/Visible: First generation Zapper, memory card 59, memory card 251. Metric buttock load of games.
Sure, I also have the Sony consoles, a few Segas, and the ancient megalith of the Atari 2600, but those wouldn’t be funny to show, would they?