Consider today’s feature a sort of Library People part 2. I had another feature planned, but this was such a funny even that I simply had to to say something about it here. Maybe you won’t think it’s funny. I don’t care. To be there was to fight the eternal struggle of etiquitee versus laughter. Or something. Our traffic seems to have dropped off a bit from the record high levels that started when I set people off with my Xbox rant, and this bothers me. Sure, I plan for us to purchase another actual advertisement on another site soon, but that doesn’t mean I don’t like free traffic. So, in the name of Jesus, Brahman, Allah, Dionysis, Jupiter, Loki, Mephisto, Buddha, and even Quezacotl, I demand you spread this site to all of your friends. Otherwise, the lords above might cry. Do you want the god of wine to cry? I thought not.