Well, shit. I was doing all of my back to school preperation junk and suddenly I realized that, gee, I had completely forgotten about doing a feature. And with this, I went into panic mode, trying my best to get you your nightly entertainment. I’m happy to report that I think I’ve succeeded. Err, sorta. It’s obviously a rushed effort, but hopefully it will be funny enough to hold you over until tomorrow, when I plan to reveal the next Picasso feature, which has been long delayed at this point. I’m also well aware that we’ve been getting behind in commentaries lately. I broke tradition and did one myself, my friend Lauren [that’s different from the Laurie that goes by Athena Falconess here, folks] said she would do some, and I’ll get the ole` 9 tails after Zen for the others. And remember: if you don’t know how sexual reproduction works, please don’t breed.