…you’re not naked.

1. You really like blue.
2. You honestly find us funny.
3. You’ve not found the Brunching Shuttlecocks yet.
4. You know what the name means.
5. Stick figures and profanity entertain you to no end.
6. This is the only place you can where Jesus is an employee.
7. Coincidentally, you also like sacrilegious humour.
8. A lot.
9. You like pants, too.
10. You’re comfortable enough with yourself to read the ramblings of a male who is confused with a lesbian, a straight guy with more effeminate qualities than masculine, and a bevy of other strange things.
11. You’ve figured out that despite writing everything under aliases, we always refer to each other by real name.
12. You know where the Joe Mack Wilson building is.
13. You also think that name is funny.
14. You’re still reading this list.
15. You’re not a liberal democrat.
16. You’ve never destroyed a printer with an ink cartridge. One is enough.
17. You’ve never been dared to kiss Satan. One is enough.
18. You’ve never felt up Satan. One is enough.
19. You know the people those sentences refer to.
20. The URL in your location bar has “juxentente” in it.
21. You are not dead.
22. Pilot G-2 pens are awesome. Word.
23. You lovingly ignore the fact that this is an easy feature written because I have no free time.
24. Your name is Graeme Hefner, Travis Rosenbaum, Kenny Knapke, Laurie Stone, Lauren Hudson-Haight, Elliott Hoffman, Rebecca Traylor, Samantha Boylan, Ryann Frye, Lucas Bertoli, or one of the other people I forced to read this site at some point.
25. Wheeeeeee!