This is how funny I am when I’m stressed. Not very impressive or long, is it?

Teller: So, they say you want a revolution?
Customer: Well, yes.
Teller: I see. What sort of revolution were you interested in?
Customer: I was thinking of something in a radical, violent overthrow.
Teller: Hmm…well, I’m afraid we’ve filled our limit on those for the month. I’m going to have to set you up with a bloodless coup. Is that okay?
Customer: I suppose.
Teller: Alright then, what sort of government were you looking to impose?
Customer: Autocratic dictatorship, please.
Teller: It seems we have some of those availible. Military governments are expensive right now, but we have some lovely specials on theocracies.
Customer: Oooh, does it matter what faith?
Teller: Christianity and Islam are the cheap ones. Anything else is going to require a large set up fee. We have to create an evangelical state.
Customer: Rats…I’ve got an idea, do you have any hereditary monarchies availible?
Teller: Just one.
Customer: I’ll take it!
Teller: Excellent! We’ll send you the preliminary paperwork Monday, and we should have everything prepared for your new government by late November.
Customer: Thank you very much.