Hell has frozen over. I have called in sick to work. I’ve never, ever done that before. In other weird, unfortunate news, my car starting smoking the second I turned the ignition off at school. It did the same thing, but less so, when I got home. There’s no oil leak that I can see, it’s not running hot, the engine sounds and runs, but the damn thing is smoking. This only adds to the pain that has been my existance lately. Hopefully all that happened is that some leaves or something have gotten shoved against somewhere hot. Living in Georgia like I do, I’m quite used to finding tree detrius everywhere. You name it, you’ll find a pine needle in it. I’m going to see if I can pull some guest strings to get you a new feature soon. I was planning to do more than this , at the very least, but my illness has drop kicked my last will. I had to drag my ass out of bed to take two exams today, I’ve gotta drag my ass out of bed to do another exam and work tomorrow night (I’ll be damned if I’m missing two days), not to mention write a 400 word essay tonight. I don’t even really feel like sitting in my videogame chair. It’s been over 24 hours since I touched Kingdom Hearts due to this. I’m about halfway through the final area, and I’ll probably drug myself up enough to finish it later, but for now my videogaming is being reduced to playing my GameBoy Advance in bed. Luckily I have three new games for it. Kingdom Hearts is the second coming I thought it would be, by the way. Now that I’ve rambled on long enough, let me sum it up for you:

1. Graeme is, in fact, legally dead.
2. You’ll hopefully have some guest pieces up soon.
3. Kingdom Hearts kicks ass.
4. Oh, and today’s Penny Arcade kicks all sorts of ass. This Ghost thing is just stupid. Grow up people.