Whoah, a new feature.
Whoah, it’s not written by me.
Whoah, it’s not written by someone I poked at to do it.
Whoah, the word whoah has lost all meaning.
Man, I’ve got a lot to talk about, but nothing any of you would understand. I’ll rant about something appropriate tomorrow. I’ve decided to archive the news on a weekly basis for a little while longer…just because Elliott whined. And because I wasn’t really sick of how I updated it before, just how I had to update it with all the sick gaps. Oh, me.