Most of these are responses to stuff I saw on my commute today.

• Jesus may love you, but his mom thinks I’m the best!
• I honk for prison sex.
• Dear lord man, put on some damn pants!
• Dukakis ’04
• I’d rather be driving my…oh wait, this is the Corvette!
• I enjoy running over honor students.
• Attention: In case of Rapture, there are extra hunting rifles in the trunk.
• Milk is healthy.
• Hey, you’re close enough to read this! Have you ever wondered what would happen if I slammed on my brakes…right now?
• So, which side of the road are you supposed to drive on in this country?
• Jadsfk Jsjajj Kiellia.s Jsadje.
• Why don’t we just all build snowmen?
• Pulling me over will result in the death of your family, and close friends.
• Whoah! A SPOON!