Do you have what it takes?
Ah, the Jux Scouts. Who could have known that when the Boy Scouts were finally shut down, we would be asked to take their place? In a rush to deal with the new demand, I had to whip up a quicky entrance exam. It was going to be about 20 questions long, but I got bored and lazy :D. Actually, there will probably be a sequel to this quiz later…but until then, what level of the scouts will you be entering?
Never forget our motto: “Always be prepared to make someone else look stupid. But only if they are.”
1. Which of the following about firearms is true?
You insert a clip into a magazine
You insert a magazine into a clip
Smokeless poweder emits no muzzle flash
They kill little babies all the time
2. Which of the following products has inelastic demand?
Coca-Cola
Lexus SUVs
Education (tuition)
Milk
3. Which of the following is not one of Bowser’s children?
Lemmy
Wendy
Bowie
Ludwig
4. During the majority of the history of the Roman Empire, which of these areas was garrisoned with the most legions?
Palestine
Britain
Spain
Germany
5. Which of the following forces is the weakest?
Magnetism
Stupidity
Gravity
Mana
6. The first photographs were made on…
Film, dur
Cloth
Paper
Glass
7. Which of the following burns first when you’re building a fire?
The…uh…logs
Tinder
Kindling
Pagans
8. Which of the following ‘profane’ words doesn’t have a non-profane use?
Shit
Bitch
Ass
Bastard
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