It wasn’t worth the wait.

Boy: Quick, quick, is Christmas a day?
Boy 2: Of course Christmas is a day.
Boy: No, no, I mean like, is it a day like “Valentine’s Day” and “Memorial Day”.
Boy 2: Hmm…let me think. *mumbles* ‘You, boy, what day is today?’ ‘Why, it’s christmas day!’ Yes, Christmas is definately a day.
Boy: Yay!

Officer A: Mr. Roberto, you must know that you’re not leaving here until you admit to your crimes. I’m prepared to keep Charlie here all night.
Officer B (Charlie): Err, yes, we’ll get it out of you. Now, do you still claim that you did not murder Ms. Smith?
Roberto: That’s right.
Officer A: How do you explain this baseball bat we found in your trunk?
Roberto: That’s in there all the time.
Officer B: The one with the spikes.
Roberto: Yes.
Officer A: The one that has “Dis is muh killin` thinger” written on the handle?
Roberto: That’s correct.
Officer B: And this weapon was not used to kill Ms. Smith? Despite having it’s intended purpose written directly on the handle? Despite being kept in your trunk?
Roberto: That’s no fair! I didn’t write that on there!
Officer A: Who did?
Roberto: It was like that when I bought it at K-Mart.
Officer B: That’s the stupidest thing I’ve ever heard.
Officer A: You really expect us to believe that?
Roberto: Call them, you’ll see!
*Officer A grumbles, picks up the phone. Mumbles a few things into a reciever.*
Officer A: Well, I’ll be damned.
Officer B: That still doesn’t explain why you ran over my brother on the freeway.