The first mp3 from the original cast recording of Chico the Musical
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The world sucks. Hobart’s gone gay, Unnamed Blob is nowhere to be found, Mrs. Blanchard wants my Kidneys….whatever am I to do?
Hum de do do do,
It’s not fair,
This shouldn’t happen to poor Chico,
I’m better than all the others around.
Can Gabe turn into a tree?
Hell no!
I’m better than him, harum.
Chim chim, cherrie!
Spelling sucks, literali,
And he’s died less than me!
I’m better than you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and you, and that guy over there, and you.
So why does no one visit me,
Except to kill me?
Chico sucks! I hate being Chico! I wish I was that sexy blob.
Hum de do do do,
I’m going to kill Graeme, that mother fucker.
I shouldn’t be here for his amusement.
I should be on broadway!
Or maybe a very clean alley!
Because I’m Chiiiiiiiico!
And I’m better than Him-o!
The story of my life is SAaaaaaaaaaaaaaad-o!
And I can’t sing-ooooo!
Screw this shit. I’m going to get a beer and wallow in sadness and pants.
(The second part of better than you will appear at the end of Chico, the Musical!)
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