Caller: Is Marlene Hefner there?
Graeme: No, she’s not here right now.
Caller: Okay. Is that the Marlene Hefner that used to work on the South Texas Nuclear Project?
Graeme: No…
Caller: She never would have lived in Texas?
Graeme: No, she’s never lived anywhere but Georgia.
Caller: Okay, thank you.

Weirdest. Call. Ever.