Italian Travel Journal The Third

Ah, you crazy, crazy fools.


5:16pm (EST), August 2, 2003
My bedroom
Montepulciano, Italy

I realize that when I’m doing nothing but sitting around in Montepulciano, there isn’t much to write about. I check my email. I eat at restaurants. I read and play GameBoy both in the apartment and in parks. Honestly, it’s pretty un-interesting.

I went over to Erin’s after dinner tonight, because she was bored and her roommates are out of town too. We played Egyptian Ratscrew (fuck). It’s been forever since I played that game…like, high school. I keep reaching up on the keyboard for the ‘ key. I can’t believe I’ve gotten used to euro spec keyboards…blarg.

I wanted to right more while I was here, and I’ve got some inspiration, but I don’t have the desire to write…it’ll probably come when I get back home.

Speaking of home, it’s going to be weird in the airport. All of these people who have been my only circle of friends for weeks are just going to disappear. I’ll probably never see most of them again. I imagine it’ll be a surreal scene, and there’s not much I can do about it. So long Kasey, Erin, Travis, Steve…actually, Steve I might see again, since he lives on the north side of Atlanta. Oh well. I’ll be back with my real friends then.

Talked to Travis about the best man thing. Looks like he may be coming around…

I’ll write more tomorrow, but right now I’m quite tired. The return home looms. I can’t wait to come back to Italy and show people around, though. “This is where I…” Or maybe just show them a sunset…

11:51am (EST), August 3, 2003
My bedroom
Montepulciano, Italy

I may still have to do Teeter’s oral report, but I’ve accomplished an awful lot today. Or at least I feel like I have. It’s worth noting that it’s almost 6:00pm local time, but I have yet to climb the hill today. I’m about to go check my mail and head to dinner, but I’ve subsisted up until now on Ringo crackers and Coca Cola, which is more than enough, thank you very much.

Yesterday I turned the apartment into a cave. I closed all the blinds and/or doors and plunged the place into darkness. This has helped to keep everything in here cool, but it has also completely screwed over my sense of time. On the one hand, I’ve not missed air conditioning in days, and I’m finally starting to understand how these people live with out it. On the other hand, I have to constantly check the clock to make sure like nineteen hours haven’t passed. I want some of these blinds at home though. They’re wood, they’re painted dark colors, and they WORK. It’s as dark in here right now as my room ever gets at home. The sun is shining directly on one of the windows, and it just looks like a street light is hitting the window from across the street. It is feeble and weak. I am totally going to import these things and install them on all the windows at home. The actual Italian windows can stay here, since they’re noisy and inconvenient, but I’ll take the blinds.

Other than that, I’ve played a lot of GameBoy, listened to a LOT of music (this laptop hasn’t been off for about three days, probably. In sleep mode, but not off), read an art history book, read some stuff about Roman soldiers and Caligula, and done a whole bunch of oil pastel drawings for a book that are funny as hell. Oh, and I’ve written 1,000 words on The Eternal City. I wanted to start it while I was here. I’m not sure how good of a start it is, but it’s there, which officially means that my second novel is underway, before the first is even “finished”, so to speak. I probably won’t touch it again until I get home, but now I can say that I started that novel in Italy, and it’ll be true. 1,000 words isn’t too bad for just a few minutes of writing, either. I know how the book starts, and how it ends, but the middle is still a bit fuzzy. That’s what I’ve been working on in my head from time to time here.

Tomorrow I go shopping, and I’m also going to go picture taking. I don’t have enough pictures of Montepulciano. I was saving those, too, apparently. If Erin doesn’t mind, I’m going to go completely crazy with the picture taking. And if she does mind, I’ll do it Wednesday, I guess. Before our big going away dinner. I’m not homesick, like I thought I was going to be around this time, but I am looking forward to going home now. I can make myself homesick on command though, which is a bit weird. Like, earlier, I was almost asleep, and I thought about talking to Samantha in the children’s department of the library, and I got extremely homesick for a few seconds. It was weird.

That’s enough for this journal entry, I think. Stay tuned tomorrow, where we find out if anything actually happens!

Oh, and Travis is back from Rome, but no sign of Kalib or Steve. Will Steve return from Amsterdam, or will he stay forever? Only time will tell…

11:49am (EST), August 4, 2003
My bedroom
Montepulciano, Italy

I’m definitely not publishing this section of my travel journal until I get back, because I just bought a bunch of gifts for people and I’m going to tell you what they are! First thing’s first, though, I guess. Last night was awesome. I ate two steaks. Mmmm. Oh, and Steve did come back from Amsterdam, but he made the mistake of getting Travis and Kalib stoned. Those two are idiots.

Today started off interesting. I wrote my report for Teeter this morning since I had an hour before classes…I marched up the hill early since I forgot that breakfast isn’t served on Mondays. Then I finished my children’s book in Bill’s class and figured out that I’ll probably get a B, because he’s reserving the A’s for the very best members of the class. Let me tell you…it’s an art class…I’ll end up with a very high B at the lowest…that’s all I can really expect. There’s no way in hell I can compete with Amy. Trying would only embarrass me. Then I went to lunch, checked my email and got some from Sam and Vivian, two of my favouritest people in the world, and then I finished my Teeter report. Which I gave in Teeter’s class. He seemed pleased.

After classes, it was time to go shopping with Erin. It went well, but I still have gifts to buy. I bought a handmade cat purse for Vivian, which means that the Venice print I’ve been going back and forth on (Gift for Vivian? Gift for me? Gift for someone else?) is now most likely not hers, although the glass frog still is. I checked on one of the seals I want to get Samantha, but they were out of the style I wanted. I’ll probably go back and get a single letter, or maybe the other style of double letter. Hopefully she’ll like it. I’ll explain that I wanted to get a nicer one but they ran out. I found what I want to get mom but didn’t get it since I wanted to keep looking. It’s a nifty brass butterfly…also hand made. Picking up a birthday/return from Italy gift for Travis was hard. There’s nothing here that screams “Travis!” So I got him a nice bottle of Montepulciano Vino Nobile. He just turned 21, so alcohol is a given, but this is nice, and can be saved for a…special occasion…with Sara, per se. Or something like that. If he doesn’t like it, I can get him something else. And then I got Erin (my sister) some Montepulciano soap that smells nice. I really can’t think of what else to get her. At least I’m doing better with her than I am with Dad. I honestly can’t think of ANYTHING to get him. If he likes the Venice thing, that might work…otherwise I guess I’ll look in some of the print shops and pray. I could get him a hand made book, but I don’t think he writes by hand well at all anymore…this is not easy. Hmm…maybe if I can find an Italia hat, that would be great. I’ll ask around and see if anyone’s seen like an Italia baseball cap. Other than that, I’m out of ideas. I’m glad I got that print as a sort of cover-all
though, since all the stuff around here is either mass produced crap you can get in America or local crafts, and Dad isn’t a local crafts sort of guy. Erin…I can just get her some more bath stuff to round it all out. Getting Mom’s gift is the most important thing to do, though.

And now, to do nothing at all until dinner in about an hour. Well, I’m going to march up and check my mail again first. We’ll see.

3:50pm (EST), August 5th, 2003
My bedroom
Montepulciano, Italy

Not much to talk about. I went to Orvieto today, hung out with Kasey, got dad a hat, came back, talked to Steve about drugs and music, got a bunch of emails, and ate dinner with Nikki, Corinne and Steve. That’s honestly about it. Our apartment is being inspected tomorrow to make sure everything is intact. I’m honestly kind of busy at the moment, with finals tomorrow and all, so I’m going to make this a very short entry and write about some of the random stuff that happened today…tomorrow while I’m waiting for Il Sasso to come and make sure nothing is on fire, lost, broken, or being worn by someone who’s not supposed to wear it.

The wig has been put away. Oh yes. I don’t know what Travis has done with his dress, though.

10:12am (EST), August 6th, 2003
My bedroom
Montepulciano, Italy

Even though I have a final tomorrow, I am proud to say that classes have ended. Soon I will be going home. I got a lot more than that done today, though. For example, I just walked down from the school, filming all the way to the gate of Montepulciano. I have no idea how well THAT will turn out, but hopefully well. I couldn’t hope to take enough pictures of this town to give people at home an idea of what it’s like, and I don’t think the movies will be able to either, but at least they’ll help. I finished another, final, book in Bill’s class this morning. It was such a pain in the ass to bind that I had to use a hammer, nail, pliers, curse words, and other such things to accomplish the feat.

As far as I know, my gift shopping is complete. I bought Samantha’s wax and seal today, and that book is also part of her gift. I picked up Mom’s brass butterfly, and I got one of the better ones in my opinion. I abstained from the vulgar corkscrews briefly, but I may pick one up anyway…but that’s beside the point. I think Vivian’s frog and mom’s butterfly are going to have to travel in my carry on luggage. Definitely mom’s butterfly, anyway. Hopefully they’ll make it back to the states okay. I also finished off Erin’s gift with a hand made, leather keychain that cost 7 euros. Expensive, but cute, and unique.

It looks like it’s about to rain. How the hell is that possible?

Speaking of euros, I have more change, by value, in my pocket than I ever have before in my life. And that includes mom giving me $10 in quarters in high school. I have just over 10 euros in coins, which puts me at about 11-12 dollars. It’s crazy. I’m going to hang on to them if I can though, since coins make much better souvenirs than bills. I’m going to keep at least one of the 2 euro coins and one of the 1 euro coins around. I have 60 euros or so left in cash thanks to the ATM incident, which is more than enough to get me home. I’ll probably end up changing some at the credit union.

Speaking of change, they’re the exact opposite about it here than we are at home, and both systems operate on flawed assumptions. At home, we pay with bills and always assume that the business can make change. Here, they expect you to pay with exact change if you have it. They HATE not giving back round numbers of euros. Neither of these systems seems to accept that at some point, someone is going to run out of change.

Our big farewell dinner, complete with Hollis’s superlatives and our book show, is tonight. Apartment inspections are before then; so, basically, any time now. I’m going to pull out my one good-ish outfit I brought for the dinner, but if it’s too wrinkled, then I won’t bother. I need to do a mixed load of laundry today too, enough to put me over the edge for getting home. The first thing I’m going to do when I get home is take a shower and put on fresh, home washed clothes. I don’t care if I washed it here or not, everything is going in my hamper as soon as I get back. Everything. And one of these socks is going to bite the dust, whichever one it is that is about to rip in two.

There’s also a giant party at my place tomorrow night…we’ll see how that goes over.

I can’t wait to go out to dinner when I get home…

3:45am (EST), August 7, 2003
My bedroom
Montepulciano, Italy

Just a few hours until I have to go take Teeter’s final, and my scholarly obligations in this place are finished forever. It’ll be fun to talk about Caligula!

Dinner last night was a blast. They took us by van to a restaurant in the middle of a vineyard, which partially supplies the restaurant’s house wines. Almost everyone, including me, was dressed up as far as they could go. It was quite a sight. All of Bill’s students spread out their books, complete with photo booth pictures we had taken earlier that day to go with them, and created a little show on the edge of the garden where we were eating. People really liked my First Book of Italy, as well they should. While I may have had better meals as far as food goes from Alberto’s here in town, this setting couldn’t be beat, nor could the number of people, nor the special events. It was also a five course meal. We still didn’t get menus, though. Dr. Welborn gave a few announcements after the second course, which included his thanks to us for convincing him to come back another year (he apparently wasn’t so sure after last year) and reading the superlatives Hollis had drawn up. Some were surprising (how the fuck did Jennifer win Ms. Study Abroad?), but most were deserved. The best was that only one category was tied, and it was so close it was a three-way tie! I tied for Best Hair with Casey Stubbs, who won best dressed, and Corinne, who won a few things as well.

No, I take that back. The best part was when he said it was one last message from “The Colonel” at the end of his speech, something that not all that many people caught, but that revealed that someone had tipped off ole Dr. Welborn has to his nickname.

So what else is there to do today? Give out my email address and website, check my email, have that party tonight…take a few more pictures, if I can remember to take my camera with me to dinner. I want a sunset, damnit. Hopefully I’ll manage it. If not tonight, then I’ll leave dinner early tomorrow night. Well, since it IS so early in the day, I might just write more later. No promises, though. For now, I’m going to go work on my Caligula essay a bit beforehand and write down a few sheets of my contact info. Oh, and I should probably remember to get my art supplies from Bill’s room today.

6:34am (EST), August 8, 2003
My bedroom
Montepulciano, Italy

I just finished pre-packing. The only things left to toss into my checked bag are the clothes I’m going to wear before tomorrow night. It’s pretty full, but I don’t think I’ve added ten pounds worth of stuff. I certainly hope not, anyway. The heaviest things I’ve added are the two books I carried with me the last time, and that bottle of wine. The wine should be balanced out by the lack of shampoo and soap and what not. I’m also down one sketchbook and one newsprint pad. I’m leaving what’s left of those two things here for the people to deal with. They’ll probably thank me. Anyway, the rest of the things I bought here are very light, like soaps and a freakin` purse. That should be more than fine. Everything is nice and padded, so unless they do something really stupid and search my bag, which they might with those books, and fuck everything up in the process, I should return home ju
st as successfully as I arrived here. The bottle of wine is wrapped in a conad bag and a towel for safety, and then it has clothes around it. That’s all I’m really worried about them fucking up. I may put it, or some of the books, in my carry on if I have room, but I really don’t think I will. I’m carrying mom’s brass butterfly and Viv’s frog with me, of course, for protection, and when you add that to my laptop and such the bag is full-ish. I might put the travel guide in there or something. Anyway, maybe I can hope for them to search it in front of me if they have to. My biggest fear, that they would confiscate my lighter, was corrected by Steve. Actually, all we have to do is get through Roman airport security, which is pathetic. Why am I worried?

My roommates are at the pool. I stayed here to pack and rest and relax. It wasn’t worth the bus trip to the pool, plus I was around all of those people for way too long last night at the party.

Yep, we had the huge hunchpunch party last night. It was a much better send off than the official dinner party, just because everyone was much more social. Thank god I got a lot of pictures. Four bottles of cheap vodka were used to make that thing. A surprising number of people showed up. Even Maggie made an appearance, and Bill was here for quite awhile. Casie (that’s how she spells her name, she told me…I think) came smashed, and stayed that way for the rest of the night. For awhile it looked like she was going to crash here, but the only person that did that was Andrea. Steve had to flee our apartment because of Amy…she was crying at the end of the night, couldn’t put on her shoes, and had to ask us if she was wearing a shirt. Hey, this was her idea, so I guess I don’t really feel bad, although it was a depressing sight.

Quite a few interesting things were said that aren’t worth repeating here, other than that according to Casie, Rebecca had been reading this journal online already and was upset at the comment I made about Casie being my best buddy on this trip. She overreacts to everything…it’s not like she really wants me around. Hell, the fact that she got upset and frustrated at me for not eating enough, twice shows that she overreacts. I like her, but, you know, that can get old.

And yes, I’m aware that she’s probably going to read that. In fact, since I’ve been giving out Jux’s web address in all of the contact books I’ve been signing, I imagine a lot of people are going to be reading a lot of things about themselves. I don’t really care, and I’ve not said anything I wouldn’t (or haven’t) say to their face. Almost everyone here is fun to be around, but you can get really sick of people’s annoying little habits if you’re forced to be around them with little possibility for escape for this long. Andrea is annoying as hell half the time, and tries to shunt blame onto other people. Jennifer is a bitch. Big deal. I have more than enough flaws that I’m sure all of these people are aware of. It’s no big secret that no one is perfect.

I woke up after about three hours of sleep to go check my email this morning, and according to the slew of Vivian mail I got, Lucas is upset that he’s not invited to the dinner Sunday night. I wish he wasn’t upset, but there are a lot of people that aren’t invited…Lucas can’t really think he’s as close a friend as Travis, Sam, and Viv can he? Those are the only three friends invited. I’ll throw a party or something at some point soon for everyone to get together, but this is just a little thing to celebrate me coming home. I’ll be jetlagged and disoriented and not all fun, in all likely hood. Oh well, I can’t stop him from being emo if he wants to be, which he always, always does.

Mirror, mirror…sorry, Fixxxer just came on my shuffle list.

This is coming to an end, dear travel journal. Soon you will be just a Jux feature. Perhaps I’ll write another entry into you in Frankfurt, as I did the last time. Maybe I’ll do it over the Atlantic. You’ll get at least one entry tomorrow…

6:30am (EST), August 9, 2003
My bedroom
Montepulciano, Italy

The final touches are being put on my Italy trip. I received my grade from Bill, and I got an A in my first and probably only art class. How special is that? I’ll see Teeter later, but I almost certainly have an A in Roman History as well. As I said before I came on this trip, if I don’t get an A in a Roman History course, I’ll cry.

Still have to pack my carry on and whatever toiletries I’m carrying home. That’s about it. Dinner tonight is going to be the last…

But last night was the final night for Gino. Lots of people took pictures with him, and he looked pleased and sad. The book we made for him is hanging on the wall of his restaurant. He gave us all ash trays as a going away present…when I come back to Italy, I’ll definitely be stopping in to Gino’s. The food at Alberto’s is better, really, but you can’t beat the atmosphere and small-business feel of Gino’s. I highly doubt he’ll remember me when I come back, but I’ll know, and that’s all that matters.

I’m going to make another back up of all the pictures that didn’t fit on the last CD I made tonight. Anything I take after this will stay on the cards until I get home, anyway. The CDs and the laptop are traveling in different luggage, so my pictures will survive even if something else doesn’t. Not that I think that will happen. Speaking of not thinking that will happen…

I have about 20 minutes left on my Internet Train card. I’m going to completely drain it before dinner tonight by emailing people for the last time from Italy. If I have time, I’ll personalize it. If not, I’ll just do one mass email. If I get down to about five minutes left I think that’s what I’ll switch to. It’ll be awhile before I’m able to email anyone from a foreign land again, right? I hope I get to come back here…

I hope dinner tonight is good, too.

I’m so overly sentimental that it’s pathetic. I’ve blamed my manic depression for years on being alone, but that’s a major part of it as well. Entropy and empathy do not go well together, and I constantly have to deal with both. I get extremely attached to everything, and I don’t want any of it to go away, ever. I might never see this apartment again. I might never see any of these people again. This shouldn’t bother me as much as it does; after all, this is only a few weeks of my life. But I shouldn’t still care about a lot of things I do. Oh well, just random thoughts. I’ll see you on the flip side travel journal…unless something astounding happens tonight that I just have to write about.

7:17am (EST), August 10, 2003
A very cramped plane seat
Somewhere over the North Atlantic

I’ve already been traveling for hours. I’ve run out of things to do on this particular flight; Chip and Dale Rescue Rangers just don’t do it for me anymore. So I had to bring out the laptop. It’s hard to type with my hands all cramped like this…oh well. It’ll probably be nearly impossible to get this thing back in my bookbag, but sadly the battery on the thing can’t possibly last as long as I would want it to. No way is it making it all the way back to the states. Three hours maybe…at least I get to listen to Sublime instead of the exact same music selection I had on the way over. Jeez, change it up a bit. Our flight to Frankfurt had really comfortable seats, and that’s the only part of this trip I’ve really liked so far. I was surrounded by friends, the seats were nice…now I’m surrounded by strangers with less space than those damn train seats. I’m longing for a Trenitalia train. How fucked up is that? At least it’s better than being around a drunk Jenny, Anna and Rebecca on the bus to the airport. Jesus Christ, if only I had brought a boat oar with me…

I can’t wait to land and see my family, but my last night in Italy was d
epressing. I’m going to miss my shitty little funhouse apartment. The first time I lived on my own was in another country, and boy was it an experience. But it feels strange knowing that I’m not going to wake up in Montepulciano tomorrow, and that it’s not just a train ride away. I’ll be back sometime…

I’m going to miss these people a bit, too. Andrea, Rebecca and a few others have already found Jux, and not all of them are going to be happy with what they find there, I’m sure. But I liked you all, with only two exceptions, just so you know. Andrea can be funny and cool as hell. If you’re reading this, you really shouldn’t take what I say too far to heart. If you’re stuck being around someone constantly for as long as we were, you’re bound to get on each other’s nerves a bit, right? That has to be a law of nature somewhere.

The battery life remaining keeps going UP, or rather the estimated time. Awesome. I guess it doesn’t take much juice to be a souped up mp3 player. Plus I turned all of the settings all the way to maximum battery life…

I don’t really have much to say, I guess. It’s over. I’ll miss Italia…but it will be seeing me again. With friends from home. And I’ll even see if I can get that same little apartment. That washer better still be there, too. Otherwise it’s just not worth it.

See you on the ground…

Oh, and yes, I’m still worried that they checked my bag and did something stupid that’s going to break that bottle of wine. Nothing to do about it now. At least I got through security without a single hitch both times! Even though German security didn’t have an actual metal detector, and the guy felt me up a bit too liberally…me and everyone else. Oh well. Ciao!

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