Everyone once in awhile, something happens in this world that REALLY isn’t FAIR. What happens when you’ve been making fun of something for years; nay, close to a decade by now. What happens that that THING turns out to be good? You feel empty inside. You feel like dying. You feel that you have somehow been betrayed by the sheer suckiness of the object, which fled in the night to leave you with something all together not horrible.

Ladies, and gentlemen, it pains me to say this. Korn’s new album does not suck. At all. In fact, some of the songs downright rule.

You heard me.

Kill me now.