It should also be noted that the Parliament of the Juxly Isles was called in regards to a decision made earlier today, and decided that it was against the interest of the people to sell me to buy another gadget. Instead, we sold Travis’s girlfriend to a Budapest brothel. The money was better, and he never really liked her anyway. We think he’ll be much happier now.

With the extra cash, we got a slushie machine. It’s shiny.