Yes, this is real.
You know, I’m pretty much going to let this stand on it’s own, so I’ll keep it short. This was recorded back when Travis and I were in 8th grade , and Kenny still lived here. The beeping? Even before South Park was created, we figured out that beeping was pretty fucking funny. Be forewarned, the voices you are about to hear are scary and nothing like what we sound like now. Also, I’m still pissed that I had to go first, since I had no time at all to think of what I was going to say. I’m much, much, much better at strings of violent obscenities now. Travis isn’t, though. Travis would probably like me to tell you that he NEVER talks like that anymore.
Well, there’s your intro. Now, on to Ode to Jayde…a great moment in Jux Entente history!