There’s a feature up. I’ll get to it in a moment.

I’m dreadfully sorry about the lost Picasso feature that I promised and, as of yet, have not delivered for two days. You see, Gunbound caught me, and would not let me go. It’s become the official Jux Game of 2004, replacing Ragnarok Online (Jux Game 2002, 2003). This is quite a different experience. Both times we played Ragnarok, for example, the power scale of the Hat! clan was me as the leader, then Kenny, then Travis, in power. Now, based purely on ranking, it’s Kenny, myself, and Travis. But since it’s not an RPG, ranking doesn’t matter nearly as much, and is only important because Kenny is the one who’s going to have to create our guild. Skill level is only vaguely dependent on your rank. It’s great.

But, since it’s competitive, we sometimes end up on different teams. We can deal with that.

Now then, today’s feature is the second in my series of ridiculous petitions, which I’m using to parody both the idiocy in the idea behind online petitions (have they ever done anything ?), and whatever stupid thing someone in the U.S. is doing at the moment. Since I’ve already dealt with the marmosets who want to ban Homosexual Marriage, might as well move onto my most potent legal nemesis…the RIAA. Don’t you dare forget to sign, my pretties!CR