I’m always afraid that you’ll drink hot sauce.

Best Feature That Never Was
Graeme Grades The Presidents: Part 2
Runner-Up: Fiction Snips #2

Best Secret Revelation

Kitty Vertigo is damned hot.

Worst Picasso Outfit

Coolest Event
The Jux Reunion

Feature Most Likely To Cause A Lawsuit
Phone Systems Are Friendly

The Thing That Should Not Be
Better Than You: Part Two
Runner-Up: Untitled: Part Two
Honorable Mention: Data Apocalypse Now
Pecan Sandie: Censor Censurs Census Centorgraphy Sensors in Senegal

Freakiest Looking Mario Doll
The Path Of The Cat

Most Useful Product
Product Review: The Pocket Kenny

Most Confusing Feature…Ever
Censure Censor Sensor Sensers

Most Enlightening
The Bad Parking Chronicles, Volume 1: The Date

Should Never Have Been A Feature
I Just Don’t Know Anymore