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The Origin of…Judaism!
Setting: An open-air market. Moses sits behind some boxes, girl watching.
Girl 1: Oh, look at that man over there, he’s soooo sexy.
Girl 2: I know! Look at all those ears from the people he’s killed! Look how much money
he has! Look how much he covets us, despite the fact we’re married to other people!
Girl 1: Have you ever met someone so attractive before in your life?
Girl 2: No, and the fact that he just beat up his parents makes my loins quiver.
Girl 1: Mine too! Thank the Pharaoh we can both sleep with him at once!
Moses stands up
Moses: You know, I’m pretty hot too, I think.
Girl 1: Ug, what a loser.
Girl 2: Let’s go get needlessly impregnated by that man before this one keeps talking to us!
Girl 1: Totally!
The girls run off and join Mr. Hot Man’s entourage.
Moses: I’ll show you! JUST YOU WAIT!

The Origin of…George W. Bush
Setting: Posh Mansion
George H.W. Bush: Barb…you’re looking…amorous tonight…come here….let me show you that taxes…aren’t ALL I can raise…Heh. Heh. Heh.
Barbara Bush: Oh, you’re so nasty. Let’s conceive a child!
George H.W. Bush: Great idea Barb…We’ll never…regret…this decision…in this…century…

The Origin of…Nerds!
Setting: Somewhere in the desert. Two Egyptian men are walking their way towards an oasis when two Hittites fly past them in a Chariot
Man 1: Geeks!
Man 2: That thing is pretty cool, though.
Man 1: That’s beside the point, you idiot.