It’s true, eh?

Citing the “greatest boost to Canadian tourism and immigration since the Gold Rush”, the Tourism Board of Canada today gave a special person of the year award to President Bush and his entire Administration.

“We would like to thank especially, in addition to Mr. Bush, Mr. Rumsfield and the FCC. Lots of our new Canadian-Americans mention them especially, eh? They’re great for our business, eh?”

It’s expected that if Bush wins a second term, the rate of people fleeing across the border will increase to the point that Americans will outnumber native Canadians by 2007.

“We expect it to most help our TV and our military, eh?” said a government spokesman.