A wonderful piece of children’s literature.

Have you ever imagined a world without doctors? What a place that would be!

Your parents wouldn’t have to worry about giant health care or insurance bills anymore!

You would never have to wait for ever in a boring office, just to be poked and prodded with things that are cold and hurty!

What would you do with all of your free time? You could learn to play the guitar!

Your parents could buy you a pony with all the money they’d save on doctor’s bills! Heck, they might even buy you a sports car !

Yessir, imagine what a wonderful place a world without doctors would be.

Best yet, if you did get sick, you could heal yourself!

Or, maybe you’d die, and go to Heaven, with Jesus and all the toys ever made ever!

It’s just like being really, really rich!

Oh boy!