I like these!

Can you imagine a world without Jews? What a strange place that would be!

Your parents would never cry in the kitchen about money anymore, because they would be rich !

Since Jews no longer hoard all the money in the world, everyone gets to have it!

You could swim in it like Scrooge McDuck!

You could buy a Dodge Viper and drive it to school; it’s a lot better than the bus!

There wouldn’t be any poor people in the world anymore, which means no more depressing charity commercials to interrupt television!

Heck, there might just be so much money that no one would ever have to buy anything again! It would be like everything was free !

Not only that, but there would be more people in the world, since horrible things like World War II never would have happened!

Everyone would be happier !

Oh boy !

This feature is, obviously, satire. If you don’t know what that means, you’re probably already extremely angry. There is no help for you.