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Everyone loves low carb diets, except those wacky people with degrees in science and health. Since they are working overtime to confuse our populace and keep them fat , we here at Jux feel it only necessary to tell people the truth about low carb dieting. Today, let’s focus on arteries.

As you know, people think that eating too man fatty foods can clog your arteries. Nothing could be farther from the truth! Not only is it not true, it’s actually totally false and wrong!

Eating a diet low in fat leaves your arteries unhappy and barren! It’s like an apartment with no furniture. Once you switch to a low carb diet, not only do you lose weight, you also gain lovely decoration for your artery walls, which makes all of your blood happier. Isn’t that great? Take a look at the diagram below!

Now, doesn’t that look much nicer? So the next time someone tries to tell you that eating fat is bad, you tell them that you want your bloodstream to be happy . If it wasn’t, who knows…it might commit suicide. And what does that mean to you?

Yep. Death.