Part One of Two

I was thinking back recently to the sort of battles we used to have in 8th grade. While taking time off from the Victorian streets of London, we would spend as much time as possible trying to gross each other out. Some interesting philosophical delimmas popped up because of this.

I’ve picked two questions that perfectly represent the bygone era for you. One of them, as far as I know, was NEVER actually asked. The other one was damned common. In fact, it was part of a series, so I’m going to be asking it to you as a series. Tomorrow? A detailed analysis of the possible answers, and what they mean about you!

1) If you were forced to screw a dog, would it matter to you if it was a male or female dog?

2a) If you had a gun to your head, and were forced to choose one or the other…would you sleep with your own mother, or Mrs. Horton?

2b) Same scenario. Roseanne or Mrs. Horton.

2c) Same scenario. Castration, or one brief Horton love fest?

Tomorrow: Die Answers!