Apparently, when I said I was going to do that feature back to back, I forgot three things:

1) I had to work nine hours Saturday on no sleep.

2) We start moving stuff this weekend. Remember that I’m moving? Yeah, suddenly I do too!

3) It’s the fourth of friggin’ July.

So, because of my distractedness and ignorance, feature delayed briefly.

Signed,

Epstein’s Mother.