Watching Thirteen makes me feel somewhere between 45 and 90. I was sitting here, watching them walk into the middle school on the first day, wondering “Was that really a decade ago? My God!”

How much longer do I have before I lose touch with popular culture [even though all I do is make fun of it]? When will my music stop being cool? How much longer before my back starts to pop like an air cannon when I sit down?

The perils of being 21.