This feature was spawned from the combination of two previous feature ideas.

We have a problem. Christanity is on decline in this country. Horrfying, isn’t it? To think we might have to live in a free country where the majority are heathens. Something must be done.

The problem is that they don’t share their morals. If they could only obey the proper laws of God while going about their heretical business, we might be okay. Instead, these devil children, with their piercings and funky hair colors, ignore everything that God says. And since they do that, they naturally breed like rabbits. We are being fornicated into extinction.

Nothing can be done to the women, as that would violate God’s laws, just the like devil practice of abortion. So what can we do? We can kick the men in the crotch. If you see any man on the street dressed as a satan-worshipping smoker of the pot, you must , for the greater good , kick him right in his genitals. It’s the only way. If we can sterilize them, we can stop them. And then, truly, will America be a rebirth of Eden, and God will love us all.

Our new organization, the CCC, or Cick Crotch for Christ, is dedicated to doing just that. There’s only so much love that our God can give on any one day. Do you want that love, that protection, going towards your children, or do you want it going towards the brainless spawn of these believers of heresy? For every child Jesus must prevent from swallowing drain cleaner, there is a good Christan boy somewhere who is in danger of hearing an unsuppressed free thought. We must not allow that. Band together! CICK THEM IN THEIR FILTHY, FILTHY CROTCHES!

New for 2004 : For every five crotches, you get a free T-shirt!