You know, I told Vivian this earlier this week, but I think it’s worth letting the rest of the world know my plan. It is totally unfair that guys who have a lot of female friends have suckass bachelor parties because they can’t come. I’m inviting all of my friends of the opposite sex to the bachelor party. There’s only one caveat: They have to come either as Victorian gentlemen, or as strippers. If they come as Victorian gentlemen, they have to act like one. Ditto on the strippers.

Am I joking? I guess you’ll have to wait a few year to find out.