Our first feature with video!

This brief film is from my impressionist period of about fifteen minutes ago. It may seem to be a halfhearted attempt to get around doing a real feature today because I just got Eternal Darkness, but I assure you that this not the case. Rather, it is a look into my very soul, one that you should not dismiss lightly. Those of you who do not understand the power of what you’re about to see, well, go watch Pokemon.

Some copyrights in what you are about to see are held by the Mouse House.

Edit: Using the magic powers available to me in the year 2010 I’ve uploaded the above video to YouTube so that a new generation can appreciate it. That’s just how we do things nowadays. Also I added tags, because for some reason this is one of my favorite features ever.